Hi I'm Runie with your guide to the multiverse! I hope you all had a great christmas the other day and you're taking it easy! Don't over drink! And while we're talking about drinking and since we have less than a week, let's talk about New Years!
Since I just recently discovered New years, allow me to explain the meaning of it- New is new, and Year is Year, which is the period of time that rolls around the sun, new years! And what's the most important part of new years? That's right. The Drinking.
While I don't drink anymore (I got sick of it and I only associate with my mind numbing depression), you can still have a party and let others drink... probably. So since it's our top priority we should ensure we have enough drinks for all. Find yourself a universe that has a good grocery store that sells anything there, get some. Make sure there is all kinds of drinks for all tastes, on bourbon, on vodka, on scotch and on gin! And beer, and some little chocolates ooh, and some of those acon wrapped shrimp!
Maybe I'm just kinda getting too excited.. hehe. But now that you have drinks, it's time to figure out how many people to invite. I don't have a problem with this because everyone is invited! And if someone has a request try to honor it!
Also, there may be some people who love... you know smoking and such, so try to keep that in mind. Get a fan or something for your room, just don't take them and throw them outside in the cold- you don't want to have them eaten by wolves or something.
Have you seen that New Years Movie with Asston Coocher?! Doesn't that suck? I mean, I thought I could never get to sleep but it didn't take very long at all, half an hour tops. If you're having issues sleeping, don't watch it on New Years Eve, you will never make it past 9 o'clock!
I'm sure a lot of people are wondering, what to bring to New Years Party, as snacks, so if you happen to have any left over turkey that could help a lot, and wine, lots of wine!! Especially Sparkly wine! That is also great, make sure you leave some out for me if I come out, I loooove wine.
Just leave me some wine out and I will come give you a gift! Who knows what it could be! Probably something from my pockets though like a mint or lip balm. Let's try to start a new tradition here!!
Soo, soon. New Years will come, and then we can be depressed about all the things we said we'd do last year at this time and not accomplish them. Sighs No wonder why people drink. I'm going to need a lot more soda to get through this...
Another thing I want to get to today is ant-acids! Which ones are the best for staving off indigestion. Personally, I think Eno is good, but I also enjoy Dr. Peppermint's Soda- that's a real great one that tastes very pepperminty and never loses it's fizz but also, doubles as a soda!
Another good one is.. alta seltzer- wow what a weird name. It apparently, can do more than just work as an antiacid! It can also cure headaches, sooth aching muscles, wash your toilet, and also doubles as a soda. Wow soda sure is popular. Did you know, that back in the olden days, Soda was comprised primarily of crack?? Isn't that something! In fact, some were just sparkly wine, while others were just pure meth. Oh wait- those are ant-acids again!
If you're reading this from a universe that has it- urk- Pepto Bismuth is also good but is known to, turn certain hair on your body pink. So in case you're actually going for that thing, or perhaps you may or may not find it a turn on it may not be for you. Although if your hair is pink or any other color it may not affect you so who knows. All I know is, is that it tastes great!