Making money from the multiverse!

Today I am starting a new series on, “how to make your multiverse travel into an insanely profitable business!”. I'm sure a lot of you are thinking, “I have access to a device that can transport me to other universes, but how do I use that to make money??” Well, wonder no more! I am about to tell you the secrets those big furry fat cats with their wubby wittle tummahs don't want you to know!

There are many different things you can utilize your trans-dimensional device for, and if you have the access and manpower, you can almost make just about anything with infinite resources, heh. If you have the money- did I mention, money from one universe or another doesn't usually mean anything? The 10 000 dollars you may have saved up to go to another universe to visit, won't be worth much if the first president of the united states was Benjamin Franklin! Or maybe it would be, who knows! So the first thing you need to do is to get your money converted into “raw resources”.

Ursula, who helped me with this an awful lot considering I lit her bedroom on fire, heheh- defined raw resources as the flowing- “minerals or natural resources.” So it's good to know what you're dealing with, some places have gold that is as common as allimuimunumumnum. So, using gold there, wouldn't be recommended but it sure would be recommended to buy some at the grocery store since a lot of it is probably used for Tupperware! So, it's good to get a hold or rocks, and things, glass maybe, lots of people like glass. Oil, gasoline, propaaaaaane! These things can be used as currency in new worlds where such elements are low, or don't exist. Be careful though! Make sure you have protection!

So, utilizing gold, is generally recommended if you're going to similar worlds such as yourself, because people can use it to buy anything with it frequently, right? So raw materials that can be used should be seen as currency for you, and can indeed, make you a profit if you know how to do it! Try underground markets, or, if everyone is already poor due to some disaster, try selling small amounts as aid, don't, don't let them know you have a lot or they may try to attack you!

You see, you don't need to worry about money at all, just find yourself a nice earth, or earths that are empty, and go mining! Kinda like that game, Minecrap! But this time it's for real.. e-especially the creepers- t-those things, those things are trouble. So keep an eye out!

You might also want to “borrow” some equipment from other universes as well, or perhaps just take a course in mining, a lot of times though you may be running over geese trying to chase something that isn't there. Believe it or not, as you may know, many earths do not have very many raw materials- in fact most of the other rocky planets usually do not- or at least, it is theorized so. This is apparently due to the fact that earth is so rocky or something like that and it was able to capture many materials from the beginning of the solar system. Maybe it's true or not, but anyway, you should know this stuff at least by now.

If you have the ability, going through space may also help, or trying to find a “carbon” earth, could also be a jackpot. Carbon earths are believed to have so many diamonds they're as common as rocks- gasoline rivers (don't ask me how that works), etcetc. A lot of them also have oxygen atmospheres. Just remember, you're not the only one there looking around for stuff! And some people can be very overprotective of their territory.


Next time, I will tell you how to use that currency with something called “currency”! Oooh Mysterious!!



Okay bye!